2011年12月21日水曜日

冬が来て、スクールはこんな風景~ The Winter View at Rob's

冬が来て、スクールはこんな風景~
クリスマスデコレーションもあり!

Winter's finally arrived at the school, and the inside view has changed!

A Festive Entry 

Some Winter Atmosphere! 
~冬の雰囲気~

Snoopy takes in a little D.S. in front of the Christmas Tree... 
Before the Students Arrive


スヌーピーは生徒さん来るの前DSを楽しむ

There are even Christmas Decorations, just in time for Christmas!

2011年12月17日土曜日

For Students of English: The Chaos Poem

英語を読むと、よく「どうやって発音できるのかな。。。」の気持ちがよくあるでしょう。。。もちろん。でわ、この詩を読んで、この言葉の一つづつを発音して頑張ってください。英語の一つの大変難しい点は、ローマ字の音読みは言い方とよく違うことだです。


English has a terribly difficult reading and spelling system. Spelling often does not reveal the sound nor the meaning of words. Try to use your pronunciation skills and read this poem! 


Proof the English Language is Just Plain Irregular: Speaker's of English, Students of English, a Challenge!


The Chaos (by G. Nolst Trenit, a.k.a. "Charivarius"; 1870 - 1946)


Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear,
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak.
Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles.
Exiles, similes, reviles.
Wholly, holly, signal, signing.
Thames, examining, combining
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war, and far.
From "desire": desirable--admirable from "admire."
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier.
Chatham, brougham, renown, but known.
Knowledge, done, but gone and tone,
One, anemone. Balmoral.
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel,
Gertrude, German, wind, and mind.
Scene, Melpomene, mankind,
Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, reading, heathen, heather.
This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.
Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet;
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which is said to rime with "darky."
Viscous, Viscount, load, and broad.
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's O.K.,
When you say correctly: croquet.
Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive, and live,
Liberty, library, heave, and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven,
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover,
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police, and lice.
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label,
Petal, penal, and canal,
Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal.
Suit, suite, ruin, circuit, conduit,
Rime with "shirk it" and "beyond it."
But it is not hard to tell,
Why it's pall, mall, but Pall Mall.
Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, and chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor,
Ivy, privy, famous, clamour
And enamour rime with hammer.
Pussy, hussy, and possess,
Desert, but dessert, address.
Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants.
Hoist, in lieu of flags, left pennants.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rime with anger.
Neither does devour with clangour.
Soul, but foul and gaunt but aunt.
Font, front, won't, want, grand, and grant.
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger.
And then: singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age.
Query does not rime with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post; and doth, cloth, loth;
Job, Job; blossom, bosom, oath.
Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual.
Seat, sweat; chaste, caste.; Leigh, eight, height;
Put, nut; granite, and unite.
Reefer does not rime with deafer,
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,
Hint, pint, Senate, but sedate.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific,
Tour, but our and succour, four,
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria,
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay.
Say aver, but ever, fever.
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
Never guess--it is not safe:
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralph.
Heron, granary, canary,
Crevice and device, and eyrie,
Face but preface, but efface,
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust, and scour, but scourging,
Ear but earn, and wear and bear
Do not rime with here, but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, clerk, and jerk,
Asp, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation--think of psyche--!
Is a paling, stout and spikey,
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing "groats" and saying "grits"?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel,
Strewn with stones, like rowlock, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict, and indict!
Don't you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
Finally: which rimes with "enough"
Though, through, plough, cough, hough, or tough?
Hiccough has the sound of "cup."
My advice is--give it up!

2011年ー2012年の冬休校のお知らせ

今年の2011年・2012年の冬休みは12月24日〔土)と12月29日から1月6日まで行います。

来年の初めてのクラスは1月7日です。

2011-2012 Winter Break will take place on December 24th (Saturday class) and from December 29th, 2011 through January 6th, 2012. I hope everyone will be able to enjoy the holiday with their families. The first classes of NEXT YEAR are January 7th, 2012.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS

なぜ、アメリカとカナダなどで「Happy Holidays」を「Merry Christmas」の代わりに言った方がいいのかい???

The next article Malia will be writing for the blog is called: "Why is it better to say Happy Holidays than Merry Christmas in Countries like Canada and the U.S.???"

は次のマリヤからのブログ記事です

みんなさん、クリスマスとお正月をごゆっきり楽しめるように***



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ロブズイングリッシュスクールのブログを書き始めました!

皆さん、Happy Holiday Season! になってしまいましたわね。

この季節ではマリヤ先生がブログを始めようと思いました。

うちらの学校の写真・ニュース・生徒さんに役立つ情報や英語遊びの記事とかをウェブで乗せたくて作りました。

どうぞ、ロブズイングリッシュスクールのブログでごゆっくりしてください!

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Welcome to the Rob's English School blog.

It's in this season that Malia-teacher decided to make this blog to make a place to upload school photos, news, useful information and fun English articles/webpages/and movies for students, Rob's English School families, and students of English throughout Japan who might find the articles interesting.

So please take your time and enjoy the blog when there's more articles here.

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From Rob's English School